HHP: 0-83

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I didn’t realize it was this bad, but Melewski wrote…

“The Orioles were 0-82 this year when trailing after seven innings. They could have changed that with a win.”

http://www.masnsports.com/steve-melewski/2018/09/whit-merrifields-walkoff-homer-in-the-ninth-hands-os-latest-loss.html

0-83. That means in 61% of the games to date, the game is over early. Yeah, I know many will say they’re over before they begin, but I digress. Conversely, that means the O’s are 40-13 when tied or leading after 7.

Be that as it may, here’s your guide to watching Orioles baseball in September, assuming that you might watch.

Check the box score after 7 innings. If the Orioles are losing:
– Change the channel
– Read a book
– Actually spend some time with your family
– Take the dog outside
– Catch up on your sleep; you’ll feel better the next day.

There are many more things to do, but you get the idea.